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What I did on my saturday

1. Swilled evil tasting herbal potions. I have now perfected (and am intending to patent) the evil herbal potion swilling technique as follows: a) Prepare evil herbal potion in medicine glass. Relocate to bathroom. Have bottle of water on hand. Also mouthwash. b) Do...

Tired

Am having a ‘can I go back to bed yet?’ day. In fact, I’ve been having a few of those lately. More than can be blamed on changeable weather and lack of maids. However I’ve been poked and prodded by the doctors and am declared healthy or at...

Retrograded

I have been awol and I blame Mercury and it’s annoying retrogradiness. I wish the damned planet would just face the right way all the time. There have been suicidal computer monitors and parking tickets and sickness and broken-into cars. I am basically cranky and not...

Re-organisation

The problem with having moved all the stuff OFF the carpet is having to put it all back. I’ve been trying to figure out whether I can move anything around as a bit of change but keep coming to the frustrating conclusion that small house and my current furniture...

The carpet man cometh

Things you learn while tidying up your house in preparation for having carpets cleaned: 1. My cats can shed an infinite amount of hair. Mostly the grey one. I mean I vacuum often and yet there’s still cat hair, cat hair, cat hair, especially in the squirrelly,...

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