Promised phone calls from insurance – 1
Actual phone call from insurance – 0
Promised visits from council – 1
Actual visits from council – 0
Promised visits by carpet rescue – 1
Actual visits – 1
No. of cats freaked out by very noisy jetblower drying carpet – 2
Hours spent waiting around for visits – 10
Planned activities missed – 2
Hours spent in pouring rain bailing out path in backyard and unblocking drains to ensure carpets get no soggier – 1 so far
Fun had – 0
Number of Mel’s over the whole thing – 1